Playing Dead: Dark Roast
Playing Dead: Dark Roast
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Playing Dead is for when the day walks in, sees you, and immediately starts asking too much.
This dark roast is full-bodied, toasty, and rich with dark chocolate notes, making it the perfect cup for dramatic pauses, emotional disappearing acts, and quietly lying low until the caffeine kicks in.
It is bold without being harsh, cozy without being timid, and exactly right for the mornings when “thriving” is unavailable but “brewing coffee and staring into space” is still on the table.
Drink coffee. Eat the day. 🍵
Tastes like: dark chocolate, toasted depth, and bold full-bodied comfort
Best For: low-social-battery mornings, dramatic coping, and re-entering life one sip at a time
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I bought this mostly because the packaging made me laugh, but the coffee is actually really good.
Exactly the kind of dark roast I wanted. Strong but still smooth.
I feel personally attacked by the packaging.
This roast is for people who are one inconvenience away from muting everyone.