{"product_id":"do-not-disturb","title":"Do Not Disturb: Dark Roast","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eDo Not Disturb is for the sacred window between pouring coffee and becoming available to society. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eThis dark roast is full-bodied, toasty, nutty, and cocoa-rich, with the kind of bold comfort that says, “I saw your message and chose peace.” It is smooth enough to feel cozy, strong enough to set a boundary, and deeply satisfying when the world is already doing too much. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003ePour a cup, protect your mood, and let everyone else discover patience as a personal growth exercise. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eDrink coffee. Eat the day. 🍵\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eTastes like: toasty nuts, rich cocoa, and bold full-bodied comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eBest For: quiet mornings, boundary setting, and refusing to answer questions before caffeine\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Exhausted Eater","offers":[{"title":"Whole Bean","offer_id":53834279584112,"sku":"COF-WHB-12O-CSD-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ground","offer_id":53834279616880,"sku":"COF-GND-12O-CSD-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1016\/6111\/4736\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_May_23_2026_05_15_53_PM_2.png?v=1779574603","url":"https:\/\/exhaustedeater.com\/products\/do-not-disturb","provider":"Exhausted Eater","version":"1.0","type":"link"}