{"title":"The Cozy Coffee Collection","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur favorite roasts, dressed for the kind of day that starts with “I need coffee before I answer that.”\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"foxed-out","title":"Foxed Out: Dark Roast","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eFoxed Out is for the days when you have been outsmarted by your own schedule. This dark roast is nutty, toasty, cocoa-rich, and full-bodied, delivering the kind of bold, cozy cup that helps you recover from overthinking, under-sleeping, and saying “quick question” to someone who absolutely did not have a quick question. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eIt is rich and grounded with a sharp little edge of “nice try, day,” perfect for regrouping when your clever plan has turned into a pile of open tabs and mild regret. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eDrink coffee. Eat the day. 🍵\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eTastes like: toasty nuts, cocoa, and a deep full-bodied finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eBest For: mental plot twists, complicated days, and outfoxing your own exhaustion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Exhausted Eater","offers":[{"title":"Whole Bean","offer_id":53831044497776,"sku":"COF-WHB-12O-CSD-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ground","offer_id":53831044530544,"sku":"COF-GND-12O-CSD-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1016\/6111\/4736\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_May_22_2026_08_18_42_PM.png?v=1779499189"},{"product_id":"fluffed-up","title":"Fluffed Up: Medium Roast","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eFluffed Up is comfort coffee with a little bounce. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eThis medium roast blends citrus brightness, toffee sweetness, and dark chocolate depth into a cup that feels cheerful, cozy, and emotionally well-groomed, even if you are not. It is the kind of coffee that makes the day seem slightly more manageable, like finding a soft blanket, a charged phone, and five unexpected minutes of silence all at once. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eSmooth, friendly, and reliably delicious, it is here to help you fluff yourself back into shape.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eDrink coffee. Eat the day. 🍵\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eTastes like: citrus, buttery toffee, and dark chocolate richness\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eBest For: midday resets, cozy routines, and getting yourself together with minimal drama\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Exhausted Eater","offers":[{"title":"Whole Bean","offer_id":53831044792688,"sku":"COF-WHB-12O-RCK-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ground","offer_id":53831044825456,"sku":"COF-GND-12O-RCK-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1016\/6111\/4736\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_May_22_2026_08_18_26_PM.png?v=1779499166"},{"product_id":"playing-dead-premium-dark-roast-coffee","title":"Playing Dead: Dark Roast","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003ePlaying Dead is for when the day walks in, sees you, and immediately starts asking too much.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eThis dark roast is full-bodied, toasty, and rich with dark chocolate notes, making it the perfect cup for dramatic pauses, emotional disappearing acts, and quietly lying low until the caffeine kicks in. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eIt is bold without being harsh, cozy without being timid, and exactly right for the mornings when “thriving” is unavailable but “brewing coffee and staring into space” is still on the table.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eDrink coffee. Eat the day. 🍵\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eTastes like: dark chocolate, toasted depth, and bold full-bodied comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eBest For: low-social-battery mornings, dramatic coping, and re-entering life one sip at a time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Exhausted Eater","offers":[{"title":"Whole Bean","offer_id":53831046103408,"sku":"COF-WHB-12O-BIT-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ground","offer_id":53831046136176,"sku":"COF-GND-12O-BIT-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1016\/6111\/4736\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_May_22_2026_08_15_30_PM.png?v=1779498954"},{"product_id":"fawned-out-light-medium-roast-decaf","title":"Fawned Out: Light-Medium Roast Decaf","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eFawned Out is for when your nervous system has submitted a formal complaint. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eThis medium decaf is smooth, full-bodied, and rich with dark chocolate notes, giving you the comfort of coffee without asking your pulse to join a marching band. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eIt is soft, grounding, and deeply cozy, made for evenings, slow afternoons, and those moments when you want the ritual more than the rocket fuel. Consider it your gentle little permission slip to enjoy a cup without turning the rest of the day into a high-speed emotional spreadsheet. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eDrink coffee. Eat the day. 🍵\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eTastes like: dark chocolate, smooth body, and cozy decaf depth\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eBest For: evening cups, caffeine-sensitive days, and wanting coffee comfort without the chaos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Exhausted Eater","offers":[{"title":"Whole Bean","offer_id":53834274767216,"sku":"COF-WHB-12O-TRP-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ground","offer_id":53834274799984,"sku":"COF-GND-12O-TRP-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1016\/6111\/4736\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_May_23_2026_05_15_53_PM_5.png?v=1779574603"},{"product_id":"dig-deep","title":"Dig Deep: Light-Medium Roast","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eSome mornings require emotional excavation. Dig Deep is the cozy little pep talk in your cup for the days when your motivation is buried somewhere beneath laundry, inbox notifications, and the vague feeling that you forgot something important. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eThis light-medium roast is smooth, comforting, and just serious enough to make you feel like you have a plan, even if that plan is currently just “coffee first, competence later.” \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eWith savory depth and soft cocoa notes, it brings the grounded energy of someone who has accepted the chaos and decided to keep tunneling anyway. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eDrink coffee. Eat the day. 🍵\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eTastes like: savory cocoa, mellow smoothness, and quiet determination\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eBest For: slow starts, big to-do lists, and pretending you are more organized than you are\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Exhausted Eater","offers":[{"title":"Whole Bean","offer_id":53834274996592,"sku":"COF-WHB-12O-COL-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ground","offer_id":53834275029360,"sku":"COF-GND-12O-COL-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1016\/6111\/4736\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_May_23_2026_05_15_54_PM_6.png?v=1779574603"},{"product_id":"soft-starts","title":"Soft Starts: Light Roast","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eSoft Starts is for people who believe mornings should enter gently, preferably wrapped in a blanket and carrying snacks. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eThis light roast is bright, fruity, and easygoing, with a citrusy lift that feels like opening a window before the day has had a chance to start making demands. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eIt is cheerful without being aggressive, sweet without being precious, and exactly the kind of cup you reach for when you need to become a person slowly and with emotional support. No pressure. No dramatic entrance. Just a soft little nudge toward being awake. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eDrink coffee. Eat the day. 🍵\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eTastes like: bright citrus, delicate fruit, and a light, breezy body\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eBest For: gentle mornings, slow routines, and easing into the day without being attacked by productivity\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Exhausted Eater","offers":[{"title":"Whole Bean","offer_id":53834275586416,"sku":"COF-WHB-12O-HGL-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ground","offer_id":53834275619184,"sku":"COF-GND-12O-HGL-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1016\/6111\/4736\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_May_23_2026_05_15_53_PM_3.png?v=1779574603"},{"product_id":"hanging-on","title":"Hanging On: Light Roast","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eHanging On is the official roast of “I am technically functioning.” This light roast is bright, fruity, and citrus-kissed, giving you a little lift when you are clinging to the day with both hands and one remaining shred of patience. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eIt is smooth and easy to sip, not too heavy, not too intense, and not here to ask follow-up questions. Think of it as a cozy caffeine branch when life feels loud, your brain has too many tabs open, and you need one small pleasant thing to help you keep going. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eDrink coffee. Eat the day. 🍵\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eTastes like: citrus brightness, soft fruit, and a light, clean finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eBest For: overloaded mornings, emotional multitasking, and hanging on until the next quiet moment\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Exhausted Eater","offers":[{"title":"Whole Bean","offer_id":53834279354736,"sku":"COF-WHB-12O-HGL-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ground","offer_id":53834279387504,"sku":"COF-GND-12O-HGL-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1016\/6111\/4736\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_May_23_2026_05_15_53_PM_4.png?v=1779574603"},{"product_id":"do-not-disturb","title":"Do Not Disturb: Dark Roast","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eDo Not Disturb is for the sacred window between pouring coffee and becoming available to society. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eThis dark roast is full-bodied, toasty, nutty, and cocoa-rich, with the kind of bold comfort that says, “I saw your message and chose peace.” It is smooth enough to feel cozy, strong enough to set a boundary, and deeply satisfying when the world is already doing too much. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003ePour a cup, protect your mood, and let everyone else discover patience as a personal growth exercise. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eDrink coffee. Eat the day. 🍵\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eTastes like: toasty nuts, rich cocoa, and bold full-bodied comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eBest For: quiet mornings, boundary setting, and refusing to answer questions before caffeine\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Exhausted Eater","offers":[{"title":"Whole Bean","offer_id":53834279584112,"sku":"COF-WHB-12O-CSD-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ground","offer_id":53834279616880,"sku":"COF-GND-12O-CSD-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1016\/6111\/4736\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_May_23_2026_05_15_53_PM_2.png?v=1779574603"},{"product_id":"overcommitted","title":"Overcommitted: Medium Roast","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eOvercommitted is for the calendar that looked reasonable when you agreed to everything and now appears to be a cry for help. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eThis medium roast is smooth, nutty, and touched with praline sweetness, giving you a cozy little reward for surviving another day of doing too much with suspicious confidence. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eIt is warm, balanced, and easy to love, like the coffee version of finding one clean mug when everything else is in the dishwasher. Sip it while you reschedule, renegotiate, or simply pretend you are not absolutely booked until Thursday. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eDrink coffee. Eat the day. 🍵\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eTastes like: nutty praline, smooth warmth, and a sweet little “you’ve got this” moment\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eBest For: packed calendars, errands stacked on errands, and saying yes before checking your energy level\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Exhausted Eater","offers":[{"title":"Whole Bean","offer_id":53834279780720,"sku":"COF-WHB-12O-SMR-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ground","offer_id":53834279813488,"sku":"COF-GND-12O-SMR-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1016\/6111\/4736\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_May_23_2026_05_15_53_PM_1.png?v=1779574603"},{"product_id":"scavenger-sip","title":"Scavenger Sip: Medium Roast","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eScavenger Sip is for those resourceful little mornings when breakfast is questionable, the clean spoon situation is unresolved, and somehow you are still making it work. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eThis medium roast brings a playful balance of citrus brightness, nutty comfort, and maple syrup warmth, creating a cup that feels cozy, clever, and slightly mischievous in the best way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eIt is the roast for finding energy in the scraps of your schedule and turning “this is fine” into something that almost resembles a plan. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eDrink coffee. Eat the day. 🍵\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eTastes like: citrus, toasted nuttiness, and maple-syrup sweetness\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eBest For: improvised mornings, snack-for-breakfast energy, and making the best of whatever is left\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Exhausted Eater","offers":[{"title":"Whole Bean","offer_id":53834283909488,"sku":"COF-WHB-12O-BKT-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ground","offer_id":53834283942256,"sku":"COF-GND-12O-BKT-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1016\/6111\/4736\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_May_23_2026_06_27_30_PM.png?v=1779578874"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1016\/6111\/4736\/collections\/ChatGPT_Image_May_23_2026_05_25_41_PM.png?v=1780530990","url":"https:\/\/exhaustedeater.com\/collections\/the-cozy-coffee-collection.oembed","provider":"Exhausted Eater","version":"1.0","type":"link"}