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This light roast is citrusy, fruity, and easy on the body, with a cheerful flavor that feels like a soft start and a tiny push forward. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eIt is made for mornings when you are moving from task to task, thought to thought, room to room, possibly with no clear plan but a surprising amount of determination. Light, lively, and cozy, it helps you hop into the day without being launched into orbit. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eDrink coffee. 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No pressure. No dramatic entrance. Just a soft little nudge toward being awake. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eDrink coffee. 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