{"title":"The Original Coffee Collection","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Exhausted Eater Original Coffee Collection was made for real mornings and real lives. Every roast in the lineup has its own personality, mood, and way of showing up - whether you are easing into the day, juggling too much at once, keeping your head down, or simply trying to get everyone out the door with coffee still in hand.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"dig-deep-premium-medium-roast-coffee","title":"Dig Deep: Medium Roast","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eDig Deep Original is the steady, cozy cup for days when you need to locate your inner adult and convince them to participate. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eThis medium roast brings together citrus brightness, toffee warmth, and dark chocolate richness for a balanced flavor that feels both comforting and quietly capable. It is not flashy. It is not fussy. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eIt is just here to help you tunnel through the errands, emails, decisions, dishes, and whatever mysterious task you remembered at exactly the wrong moment. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eDrink coffee. Eat the day. 🍵\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eTastes like: citrus, toffee, and dark chocolate in a smooth balanced cup\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eBest For: daily motivation, practical chaos, and digging yourself out one mug at a time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Exhausted Eater","offers":[{"title":"Whole Bean","offer_id":53834227482992,"sku":"COF-WHB-12O-RCK-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ground","offer_id":53834227515760,"sku":"COF-GND-12O-RCK-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1016\/6111\/4736\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_May_23_2026_04_21_26_PM_6.png?v=1779571346"},{"product_id":"forest-of-feelings-medium-dark-decaf","title":"Forest of Feelings: Medium-Dark Decaf","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eForest of Feelings Original is decaf for people who still want the whole coffee experience, just without turning their emotional support beverage into a sprint. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eThis medium decaf is smooth, full-bodied, and dark-chocolatey, with a cozy depth that feels calm, steady, and gently indulgent. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eIt is made for quiet evenings, soft resets, and those tender little moments when you want something warm in your hands while your brain wanders through approximately seven feelings and one grocery list. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eDrink coffee. Eat the day. 🍵\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eTastes like: smooth dark chocolate, full body, and mellow comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eBest For: soft evenings, reflective moods, and coffee lovers who want the ritual without the buzz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Exhausted Eater","offers":[{"title":"Whole Bean","offer_id":53834227876208,"sku":"COF-WHB-12O-TRP-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ground","offer_id":53834227908976,"sku":"COF-GND-12O-TRP-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1016\/6111\/4736\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_May_23_2026_04_21_25_PM_3.png?v=1779571346"},{"product_id":"nope-premium-dark-roast-coffee","title":"Nope: Dark Roast","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eNope is a dark roast with boundaries. Full-bodied, cocoa-rich, and touched with toffee warmth, this cup is for the moment you decide that not every problem deserves immediate access to your peace. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eIt is bold, cozy, and quietly firm, the coffee equivalent of closing a laptop with purpose. Drink it when the group chat is too active, the requests are too many, or the day has developed a tone you do not care for. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eDrink coffee. Eat the day. 🍵\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eTastes like: cocoa, toffee, and a bold full-bodied finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eBest For: declining nonsense, protecting your peace, and needing a cup that backs you up\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Exhausted Eater","offers":[{"title":"Whole Bean","offer_id":53834229318000,"sku":"COF-WHB-12O-FHV-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ground","offer_id":53834229350768,"sku":"COF-GND-12O-FHV-BOX","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1016\/6111\/4736\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_May_23_2026_04_21_25_PM_4.png?v=1779571346"},{"product_id":"trash-panda-premium-medium-roast-coffee","title":"Trash Panda: Medium Roast","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eTrash Panda is for the beautiful disaster mornings when you are piecing together breakfast, ambition, and a personality from whatever is available. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eThis medium roast is smooth, nutty, and lightly sweet with praline notes, making it cozy enough for comfort and lively enough to make the chaos feel slightly more charming. It is the cup for the resourceful, the snacky, the mildly feral, and anyone who has ever called a handful of crackers “good enough for now.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eDrink coffee. 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